List of racial pose messages

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Racial Pose Messages

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Demonseed

  • You revel in the power of darkness.
  • You revel in the power of the dark side!
  • You kneel down and worship the Spirits of the Dark Lords.
  • You dispense free demonic advice.
  • You try to evolve into a real Demon; NNNNGGGGGGGGHHH!!!
  • You are wreathed in fire and brimstone!
  • You peer about looking for a sacrifice.
  • Who's evil? You are! Oh, yes, you are so evil!
  • For a split second, you miss your human mother. Then you remember you killed her, and you're all smiles again!

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Dragon

  • You belch and beg everyones pardon as you try to extinguish nearby trees.
  • You check your belly for missing scales...you heard what happened to Smaug.
  • You take flight in search of a town to pillage.
  • What's that stuck in your teeth? You pull out some sprite-all floss.
  • You look forward to retiring on a fat pile of treasure.
  • Ramahdon's astral form reaches from beyond the outer planes and pats you on the head.
  • You roll your eyes at a request to light a campfire.
  • Uh Oh, Here it comes...BURP!

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Drow

  • Your only happy when it rains.
  • You let out a big sigh as you recall Reveria in its past glory.
  • The full moon comes out to illuminate your dark beauty.
  • You pray to the spider goddess and everybody in the room looks over their shoulders.
  • You practice looking gloomy.
  • You slowly pull the petals off a dead, black rose.
  • You shake your fist in anger at the burning yellow face!
  • You lose yourself in the intricate marvels of a nearby spiderweb.
  • You blow out all the candles...ahh, darkness at last!

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Elf

  • You whip out a lute and sing about when the world was young and green.
  • You preach about the greatness of your Fae ancestors.
  • You are really bored of all the references to Santa.
  • You whisper and trees lean closer to hear.
  • Leaves caress you fondly.
  • You almost poke someone's eye out with your ear!
  • You fade into the bushes.
  • You check if there's anyone prettier than you present. Nope.
  • Pointy ears, pointy shoes and a longbow; you're an elf alright.

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Ent

  • You stand and let fungus grow on yourself.
  • You examine the nest of birds in your hair.
  • After 10 hours of conversation, you realize the elm is not an ent.
  • You spread your leaves and give everyone some shade.
  • You shiver and hobgoblins fall out of your branches.
  • With a mighty roar, you scream over a pile of firewood.

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Gargoyle

  • You just stand there.
  • You hold your breath as long as you can.
  • You pretend you're a statue.
  • You form a protective shield with your stone wings.

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Gnome

  • You try to convince everyone that catapults are good for mass-transit.

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Human

  • You stand around looking utterly average.

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Troglodyte

  • You think fondly of your dear mother's cooking.
  • The plant you're standing next to begins to wilt inexplicably.
  • You furrow your brow and look for something shiny to play with.
  • You'd give anything for some good lacquered reed armor right now.
  • You lick your scales. They were starting to not stink.
  • You pray for the wisdom of Siguu.

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