List of racial pose messages

Racial Pose Messages

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Demonseed

• You revel in the power of darkness.
• You revel in the power of the dark side!
• You kneel down and worship the Spirits of the Dark Lords.
• You dispense free demonic advice.
• You try to evolve into a real Demon; NNNNGGGGGGGGHHH!!!
• You are wreathed in fire and brimstone!
• You peer about looking for a sacrifice.
• Who's evil? You are! Oh, yes, you are so evil!
• For a split second, you miss your human mother. Then you remember you killed her, and you're all smiles again!

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Dragon

• You belch and beg everyones pardon as you try to extinguish nearby trees.
• You check your belly for missing scales...you heard what happened to Smaug.
• You take flight in search of a town to pillage.
• What's that stuck in your teeth? You pull out some sprite-all floss.
• You look forward to retiring on a fat pile of treasure.
• Ramahdon's astral form reaches from beyond the outer planes and pats you on the head.
• You roll your eyes at a request to light a campfire.
• Uh Oh, Here it comes...BURP!

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Drow

• Your only happy when it rains.
• You let out a big sigh as you recall Reveria in its past glory.
• The full moon comes out to illuminate your dark beauty.
• You pray to the spider goddess and everybody in the room looks over their shoulders.
• You practice looking gloomy.
• You slowly pull the petals off a dead, black rose.
• You shake your fist in anger at the burning yellow face!
• You lose yourself in the intricate marvels of a nearby spiderweb.
• You blow out all the candles...ahh, darkness at last!

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Elf

• You whip out a lute and sing about when the world was young and green.
• You preach about the greatness of your Fae ancestors.
• You are really bored of all the references to Santa.
• You whisper and trees lean closer to hear.
• Leaves caress you fondly.
• You almost poke someone's eye out with your ear!
• You fade into the bushes.
• You check if there's anyone prettier than you present. Nope.
• Pointy ears, pointy shoes and a longbow; you're an elf alright.

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Ent

• You stand and let fungus grow on yourself.
• You examine the nest of birds in your hair.
• After 10 hours of conversation, you realize the elm is not an ent.
• You spread your leaves and give everyone some shade.
• You shiver and hobgoblins fall out of your branches.
• With a mighty roar, you scream over a pile of firewood.

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Gargoyle

• You just stand there.
• You hold your breath as long as you can.
• You pretend you're a statue.
• You form a protective shield with your stone wings.

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Gnome

• You try to convince everyone that catapults are good for mass-transit.

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Hobgoblin

• You whip some pathetic goblins into shape.
• The voices in your head say, 'Let's NOT kill anyone today. Ha ha! Only kidding!'
• You look around for something to destroy.
• Wheeee! You torture a cat! What fun!
• Hey, look! Stuff! ARGH! YOU HATE STUFF ***SOOOO MUUUUCHH***!!
• You take a quick swig from your flask. Mmmmm! Baby's blood!
• You struggle to contain the demonic rage that burns within you!
• You get bored and decide to go haunt some children.

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Human

• You stand around looking utterly average.

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Troglodyte

• You think fondly of your dear mother's cooking.
• The plant you're standing next to begins to wilt inexplicably.
• You furrow your brow and look for something shiny to play with.
• You'd give anything for some good lacquered reed armor right now.
• You lick your scales. They were starting to not stink.
• You pray for the wisdom of Siguu.

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